It’s big, it’s heavy, and it’s . . . wood?
It’s the iTree!
That’s right; the perfect gift and iPhone dock for that special tree-hugging, audiophile iSheep.
Choice of Cherry, Poplar or Spruce. Only $15,000.
Check out this and the other items like Dr. Dre’s limited edition light rose-colored Swarovski Crystal Studio Headphones, an illuminated Star Trek Infant Feeding System or the ONEDOF (One Degree Of Freedom) $150,000 NASA aerospace engineer-designed 50 lb. turntable that features a self-centering aluminum alloy platter with non-resonant liquid suspension for crystal clear and virtually distortion-free acoustic reproduction from your extensive and historic vinyl collection. Very cool indeed!
Hmmmm, I wonder . . . can I plug my ONEDOF into my iTree?