Mysterious Spill Closes Down Interstate Highway

Imagine you’re on your way to work and you get stuck (no pun intended) while the highway is closed down for [this]( bleep -spill-causes-scare-closes-highway-155349874.html).

The question is: Will your boss believe you when you tell him why you’re late?

Personally, I think it’s a load of bull _ _ _ _ _!