Mmmmm . . . Bacon!

Yeah, baby!

 

My wife is on a pilgrimage to see my good buddy Jack.  Bacon’s on the grill!!  She has an ulterior motive, actually, since I’ve cannibalized five tires so far this year, and one chain, cycling about.  Just ordered another pair of Scwalbe Luganos this morning, much more durable than the Vittoria Open Corsa EVO CXs.  At $70 each, well, 'nuff said.  The front Schwalbe is Godzilla, it has 6200 km of wear, and most of the tread is intact.  I’ve shredded the crap out of those Vittorias.

She doesn’t like it when I’m down to “race weight”, time for some emergency bacon therapy.

Bob  :smileyvery-happy:

Epic Meal Time!!

OK, guys, watch this!!

Bob  :smileyvery-happy:

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I love bacon.  It is simply the best 

@neutron_bob wrote:

Epic Meal Time!!

 

 

Bob  :smileyvery-happy:

Some people should not have access to video cameras!

Smiley

@neutron_bob wrote:

Epic Meal Time!!

 

 

Bob  :smileyvery-happy:

Some people should not have access to video cameras . . . or YouTube!

Smiley

Dinner idea:

That looks good. 

A snack idea:

I stocked up on bacon stuff a few days ago, including . . .

Bacon

Bacon Salt (2)

Bacon Hot Sauce

Bacon Lip Balm

Bacon Popcorn

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Bacon ice cream.

This treat uses Bac-O-Bits — turns out the bits makes the bacon flavor even more intense.

For the real pork, hit up the shop when the Chocolate-Covered Bacon ice cream is on the menu. The crunchy, chocolate-dipped bacon strips taste like candy bursting out of custardy vanilla ice cream.

http://www.delish.com/recipes/cooking-recipes/unusual-ice-cream-flavors#fbIndex2 

I didn’t realize this had a bacon flavor until after I bought it from the vending machine.  I just like the Potato Skin chips.  They’re good.

@dalaug234 wrote:

I didn’t realize this had a bacon flavor until after I bought it from the vending machine.  I just like the Potato Skin chips.  They’re good.

 

I’ve had those before…yummy!

It’s official…the apocalypse is near! :dizzy_face:

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O . . . M . . . G !!!

Holey moley!  Those are men’s underwear?  Talk about a low waistline.  

Back to the topis at hand!   Omaha Steaks Filet Mignons wrapped in bacon  tonight!  My dog is pacing the patio, he saw the bacon!!  I can hear the little sizzles coming from the Weber as I type this.  Inside, I built a Tim Allen style Binford  monster man salad smothered in crumbled feta cheese, green onion, roma tomatoes, cucumber, and enough Ranch dressing to make my cardiologist skip a beat.

Oh yes!  The Bobster  has manned battle stations  at the barbecue tonight!  Sadly, my wife and girls are visiting a close family friend about 6 hours’ drive south of me.  If I can get the aroma to waft south far enough, they’ll scramble the fighters at Edwards AFB to find the source.

Meat!!  Inbound!!  I’m having two filets tonight.

I had fun yesterday playing with the dry ice  packaged with the shipment, Mr. Science always has to play.

Bon appetit,

Bob  :smileyvery-happy:

I’m soooo jealous.  (drool, drool)   All I had for dinner yesterday was chinese take-out.

Omaha Steaks are great but Kansas City Steaks are even better!  Their strip steak can’t be beat. 

I lived in Overland Park for just under six months  as a young lad, before my father relocated to southern California, joining Occidental Petroleum in Irvine.  They had a really cool rounded-edge building facing the John Wayne Airport.  Western Digital had a cool new building next door.

Kansas was really fun back then.  Being close to Kansas City, I learned really fast about barbecue and the awesome varieties of meat  available.  Kansas had three basic forms of weather: hot, cold, or windy, various combinations of the above.

Bob  :smileyvery-happy:

:stuck_out_tongue:

12-year old entrepreneurmakes Bacon Scented Candles for the guys… he apparently didn’t like the “girly” scented candles for some odd reason… :wink:

Bacon-Wrapped Cheese-Stuffed Brats

About 660 calories, 40 g fat
This heartburn-inducing snack can be found at Florida State tailgates. These brats are sliced and stuffed with Monterey Jack cheese before being wrapped in a blanket of bacon. Sound like a heart attack waiting to happen? It is. Polish one off and you’re set back about 660 calories.