I would like to have a firmware update fix the following major problems. In the “Tools Menu”:
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Resolder broken battery wire
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Resolder volume switch
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Replace dead battery
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Replace broken volume switch
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Repair worn out headphone jack
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Replace damaged headphone jack
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Repair dim display
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Replace burnt out display
C’mon Sansa! Can U deliver in the next 3 days! If not:
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I’m gonna contact my state representatives about these unfair problems
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I’m goona write a letter to president Bahama Mama so he can address the nation
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I’m gonna stand at a busy intersection holding an anti-Sansa sign
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I’m gonna spread the word in church sermons around the world
I’m gonna…find something more important to worry about
(Couldn’t resist - LOL)