Why won't it play music on microSD card?

Of course I read his advice. I simply wasn’t able to get a card fast enough. It was good advice.

I’ve only noted the way in which many people made some pretty bold assumptions that should have been too unlikely to mention, given the age of the product and the years I’ve had it. Seriously, how likely is it that I just forgot what type of music it played?

None of which is the sort of thing one should be getting bent out of shape over.