If you got it new, it’s still under warranty.
Have you really done everything slowly and systematically?
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Reset: Holding down power button for a full 30 seconds after it goes dark. If you listen through headphones you’ll hear a little click when it actually resets after going dark. You didn’t mention this.
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Open Windows Explorer (Computer or my Computer) on the PC, connect cord to PC, hold down << button and connect microUSB.
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Same as above with center and other buttons.
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Hold center button and then hold power button. Try other buttons too.
If none of that works, maybe you can get a warranty replacement.